Recently during a concert the dangerous side of her performance art was exposed for all to see. With her hair becoming entangled in the spinning tops on the end of her tits, her head being drawn closer and closer to the spinning appendage, her middle name is danger. Even in the face of impending doom she kept her cool.
After the hair scare Katy’s insurance companies have become involved. The tours insurance agents have stepped in banning Katy from wearing the spinning peppermint wonder bra till it has been made safe. Engineers are hard at work making the spinning top hair proof apparently.
“Well, I was always known at school as the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around,” she explained.
“I’m forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own tit. What a girl does for her art.”
Wheel Chair Porn
Katy should know by now that when her ex Russell Brand and Howard Stern are in a room together stories will fly. This week on Sterns radio show Brand confirmed his nightmare status ”She was very willing to do wheelchair porn. That woman spent 90 per cent of our marriage in a little electric wheelchair,” he joked to Howard Stern.
Fans of the cartoon girl may be disappointed to here she has turned down a judging role on American Idol. Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter Katy said “People have reached out to me about the possibility of being involved, and it’s not right for me yet. It’s a real commitment to be on one of those shows… I have ideas for two or three big, creative things, and I want to be able to fulfill those ideas.”
Katy is nothing if ambitious, with plans to start her own record label and help up and coming artist she has big plans. “I’m preparing for it now,” Perry said of the as-yet-unnamed imprint. “And when this record label does come to fruition, I’m going to try and avoid the things that take away any fighting chance for an artist to have financial success.”
With a busy year already half way through Katy isn’t slowing down. With three high selling albums already under her belt the new queen of pop now has a forth in the works, the follow-up to the current chart topping Teenage Dreams. She promises to make this one darker, just as long as its catchy.
Already with her own fashion labels, stockings, record labels, new albums the cartoon girl has a lot on her plate. Thankfully with more free time now that she’s out of the wheel chair with Brand the cartoon girl Katy Perry can keep marching on her wild ride, keep on spinning cartoon girl.
Buddhas Brother out…
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